Host: “Welcome to the Kustom Koozie Come Up Show! We’re here bring your koozie from sad to rad! Our first guest on the show is Chad. Chad, what’s up with your koozie game?
Chad: “Man, it’s been pretty weak. I just have one little koozie, plain solid color, it’s cracked and old. My drinks… they deserve something better…” *Chad begins to cry*
Host: “It’s ok, Chad, no need to cry, because we’re about to hook you up with the freshest drink wraps in the game, thanks to Vita Perfetta Kustom Koozies!!!”
Chad: “This is the best day of my life!! Yes!”
Host: “So check it out. You can have any color you want. Black, pink, blue, orange, red, pink, green, the list goes on! Then, you pick a word, phrase, whatever, from our menu options to have on your koozie, making it a totally unique, fun-of-a-kind koozie!”
Chad: “No way!!! Thank you so much! I’m flabbergasted. I can’t even think what I’d want on my koozie.”
Host: “No worries, Chad! We have a menu of fun phrases!”
Chad: “Thank you all so much, this really is a dream come true!”
